Which is not good, considering I actually need to figure it out for reasons, so I can't just fudge my way around this later.
I mean I'm pretty good at making crap up, but I want to keep it as lore-friendly as possible and just make it all a logical expansion of what we see in-game, while fixing some dumb parts. (Mostly the amulet of Mara silliness. Doesn't that make shit awkward for priest/esses and/or devotees of Mara in plain clothing? And it's big and unwieldy and silly. No, stop that.) But aside from learning the somewhat hilarious and awesome fact that viking wedding prep (may or may not have) involved graverobbing, I've basically accomplished nothing and am just sitting here scowling at the internet and wishing I didn't have to do this.
And that has been your rant for the day!