because, once again, I am a whore for this dumb shit
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1. This meme may be personal. You ready for it?
I mean I can just deflect with humor, bruh.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Uhhh, gonna go with general messaging for this because I don't actually use my phone to text. So, Morgan. Which is weird because that's also my grandparents' last name.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
I am never happy when I wake up, fam. Not until I've had some caffeine in me or something.
4. When were you on the phone last? With who?
Um. I also don't talk on the phone. Probably Bestie?
5. What are you excited for?
Getting a pet leech. Original Sin. My LED strip for my monitor stand. Probably other things but I just woke up ok
6. What were you doing yesterday?
Procrastinating as usual, lol
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
I dunno. Mom maybe? Or Bestie.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Tea. Irish breakfast
9. Have a best friend?
It's not like I've mentioned her several times or anything
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
No?
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Sure.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
I dunno. Probably Donald Trump.
13. What time is it right this second?
9:25 AM.
14. What do you want right now?
Someone else to finish this comic page for me.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My cat, lol.
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Single.
17. When was the last time you cried?
IDK?
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Pretty much. I get along a little better with mom but it's not like dad and I have any problems (I'm just more like mom is all).
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
No? I dunno? Not particularly?
20. How fast does your mind change?
I dunno? Average?
21. I bet you miss somebody right now
You'd be wrong about that.
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Sleepy, that's about how I feel. So, sure I guess?
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Because they're assholes, bruh. Yeah there's more to it but blah blah blah look okay I just woke up.
24. Tell me whats on your mind?
Tea. Sorta wanna go back to bed. Gotta work on this comic page though.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
Holidays, a new year, having a pet leech.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
I mean yeah? So? Like every girl ever does.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
what
28. When is your next road trip?
n o
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
No?
30. How's your heart?
Uhhh, functional?
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Everyone does sometimes.
32. Do you think somebody is in love with you?
M...aybe?
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
LBR, probably procrastinating.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
I...have no idea? Probably not any time soon though.
35. Have you told anyone you love them today?
No.
36.Who do you not get along with?
I mean. A lot of people, generally speaking. I don't particularly dislike any single person I actually know, though.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
I'm not getting up to check that, it's probably uninteresting anyway.
38. What are you wearing right now?
Kingdom Hearts shirt, grey shorts, various jewelry.
39. You're locked in the room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
I mean, okay I guess? Whatever?
40. When was the last time you had a grilled cheese?
...not recently. New lunch plans.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Alexei and Adorabelle, I guess? I don't really think about people names much.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Sleepy.
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Not particularly. I generally prefer to be left alone. Also, never call me ever.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
-literally cracks knuckles right now-
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Working on OS, I think?
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
MAM. Always sort of thought it'd be funny if my middle name was Nicole.
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Fuck if I know? I don't even think I HAVE a B in there.
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Thursday night, I believe.
49. Your #1 friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Uh, yeah, at the very least she better be giving me a fuckin' explanation.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
Uhhhh I don't....know?
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah.
52. Do you have good vision?
I think so?
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
No.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.
55. Are you Irish?
I mean, I probably have some Irish in me because I'm American, but I'm not PARTICULARLY Irish as far as I know.
56. Do you use chap stick?
I have a ridiculous hoard of lip balms, so yes.
57. Do you have any scars?
Duh? One on my forehead from running into a fence post, lots on my hands from various craft-related incidents (mostly on my left hand, it gets the most abuse), one on my right middle finger from a can lid, a long one on my left middle finger that I honestly do not know the origin of.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
For people I actually know, probably not.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
...I don't hold hands. Also, I'm not dating anyone.
60. Name the last person to text you
IDK.
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Assuming we actually want to get married, sure? Eight years isn't even that bad, c'mon.
62. Can you go into public looking like you do?
NO63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a J?
Yep. Ex-boyfriend named Joey.
64.What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Wake up, I assume.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
Lol, no.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Uh, no? I think. Mom hugged me recently but I don't remember exactly when.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
In some ways, yes. In general, no.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Iiiiiiiii'm not?
70. Want someone back in your life?
Mmm, not particularly.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Yep.
72. What's your favorite color?
Rainbow. Fine,
red.73. Who was the first friend you had?
Taylor is the first one I remember, she was my best friend in preschool.
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Uh, doesn't that sorta bother everyone?
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
??? I'm
single???
76. Are you a naturally happy person or is your happiness forced?
I ain't got the energy or patience to force anything, bro. Anyway, I'm super chill.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Other than a joking answer about someone who is super rich/hot/both, no, not really?